Smithers's Sexuality
Episode # |
Episode Name |
What happened |
What that means |
7G07 |
The Telltale Head | Burns says he loves Smithers, who says "The feeling is more than mutual, sir" | ___________________________ |
8F04 |
Homer Defined | Smithers says "Sir, there may be never be another
time to say... I love you, sir." to Burns, who replies "Oh, hot dog. Thank you
for making my last few moment on earth socially awkward!" Burns:
Oh, Smithers, I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry ass good-bye. |
___________________________ |
8F17 |
Dog of Death | Burns: If I came into your house and
started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say? Smithers: If you did it, sir? |
___________________________ |
9F04 |
Treehouse of Horror III | Burns: What do you think, Smithers? Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix Burns: We know what you think! |
___________________________ |
9F05 |
Marge Gets a Job | Burns: You know that dream when you're in
bed and they fly through the window?' Smithers: You've been reading my wishbook, sir |
___________________________ |
1F01 |
Rosebud | Smithers imagines Burns, naked, popping out of a cake
singing, "Happy birthday, Mr. Smithers" Smithers dresses up as a bear and asks Burns to hug him, squeeze him, and tug at his fur |
___________________________ |
1F03 |
Marge on the Lam | Burns: Bah! Too much dancin', not nearly
enough prancin' Smithers: A little romancin' would be nice |
___________________________ |
1F05 |
Bart's Inner Child | Smithers does what he feels and admits his love for Burns, however, Burns doesn't hear him, and Smithers says "Oh who am I kidding!? The boathouse was the time!" | Many homosexual encounters take place in a boathouse |
1F12 |
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy | Smithers is the world's largest collector of Malibu Stacy
dolls Smithers turns his computer on and a nude Mr. Burns comes on saying (broken) "Hello, Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on." |
___________________________ |
1F21 |
Lady Bouvier's Lover | Burns asks for help writing a love letter to Mrs. Bouvier. Smithers says, "Darling one, read my words and hear my heart speak of a love soft and undying: a love that will be with you always. Sincerely, yatta, yatta, yatta." When Burns asks how he thought of it so fast, Smithers explains "I sent it to you on your birthday! <sob> Excuse me, I have something in my eye!" | ___________________________ |
2F02 |
Sideshow Bob Roberts | Smithers explains that the republican party's conservative views conflict with his own personal interests. | What are Smithers's "personal interests". This should explain it |
2F08 |
Fear of Flying | Moe throws his "Its Raining Men" record out the door. Smithers happens to be driving by and catches it, which seems to please him. | ___________________________ |
2F20 |
Who Shot Mr. Burns Pt II | Smithers goes to confession: "Father, I'm not Catholic, but I do try to march in the St Patrick's Day Parade" | Many cities have tried and some have succeeded in banning homosexual groups from the St Patrick's Day Parade |
3F06 |
Mother Simpson | Burns and the police arrive at the Simpson household to arrest Mrs. Simpson. Mr. Burns is now in his glory, and decides to play "Ride of the Valkyries" only to find that Smithers has taped over it with "Waterloo" by Abba | Gay men like Abba |
3F14 |
Homer the Smithers | Smithers stays at a resort where taking pictures is
forbidden==> Smithers calls from a bar where men are dancing with other men Smithers heads a conga line of men Smithers drives a speedboat pulling a pyramid of water-skiing men wearing speedoes |
Gay resorts try to keep their clientele anonymous |
| 3F23 | You Only Move Twice | Smithers is singing about how "I work for Monty Burns" | Sounds obsessed to me |
| 4F05 | Burns, Baby Burns | Burns: Smithers, take off my belt Smithers: With pleasure sir |
___________________________ |
| 4F06 | Bart After Dark | Burns: Smithers? Smithers: My... my parents insisted I give it a try, sir. |
___________________________ |
| 3G01 | The Springfield Files | Mr. Burns: So, another Friday is upon us. What will
you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt! Smithers: Wha...? What?! Mr. Burns: You know. Light-hearted, fancy-free. "Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town!" [chuckles a bit] Smithers: Exactly, sir! [laughs nervously] |
___________________________ |
| 4F11 | Homer Phobia | As openly gay John's tour ends in the "Sha-Boom
Ka-Boom Cafe", Smithers shows up Smithers: John! John: Uhh, oh, Waylon! I'd like you to meet the Simpsons! Smithers: I know the Simpsons. So this is your sick mother? John: Don't do this to me, Waylon. |
Restaurant sounds like a gay joint. The way Smithers and John talk, sounds like a relationship gone wrong. |
| 4F13 | My Sister, My Sitter | Smithers won't let Lisa go ahead of him be cause he wanted "something taken care of right away" | Smithers did not appear sick, but he seemed to prefer standing to sitting... |
| 4F17 | The Old Man and the Lisa | Smithers remarks that Mr. Burns has an enchanting musk | ___________________________ |
| 4F20 | The Simpson Spin-Off Showcase | Smithers leads the "Waylon Smithers Dancers" Dances to Devo's "Whip It" |
Devo makes gay music Ever seen 200 Cigarettes? |
| 5F03 | Bart Star | Smithers: Well, thats the end of the girls' floor excersises, now let's bring on the men! | ___________________________ |
| 5F05 | Lisa the Skeptic | As the world seems to be coming to an end, Smithers says "Oh, what the hell" and smooches Burns full on the lips. He later says it was "a sign of deepest respect", but burns still glares at him through the corner of his eye. | Burns seems to be getting suspicious! |
| 5F23 | The Joy of Sect | Smithers says he would kneel before Burns. | If you don't get the kneeling, think Bill and Monica. |
| 5F13 | This Little Wiggy | Burns tells Smithers about "a rocket in my pocket" to which Smithers replies "You don't have to tell me, sir" | ___________________________ |
| 3G04 | Simpson Tide | Smithers dances (and flashes his ass) with the Village People | The Village People is quite possibly the gayest band to ever have existed |
| 5F14 | The Trouble With Trillions | Smithers is shown in his apartment wearing a pink bathrobe, ironing, and singing | ___________________________ |
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